The Royal Facebook Profile For King of St Louis

Dear Subjects,

Your most elegant royal regal leader, King of St Louis, has officially created a Facebook profile. The profile is so magnificent that a few famous people have endorsed the page (see Scott McNew). We can now be super close through this wonderful breakthrough.

5 Reasons We Should Be Close:

1. We can send instant messages
2. You can share incredible events in St Louis (or wherever) and I can easily support these events by reposting them and/or liking them.
3. Tag me in photos that we have taken together. I will keep track of all my citizens more simply this way.
4. You will get instant updates about the king and exclusive giveaways only available on Facebook…as well as other social media platforms.
5. We can speak about politics and share our opinions in a very proper format.

Let me know when the moment we become friends on Facebook so I can say hello.

Your humble leader,

King of St Louis

PS. Great pages to like on Facebook: World Guardians and Scott McNew’s King of St Louis.