As you have heard from every major news source in the world, this website, trailerparknews.com and mark roth explains the universe have been officially bought out in a hostile corporate take over. PB Industries CEO, E.L. Morton, made the move early Tuesday morning in the unlawful purchase.
“As a former Y2K Cult leader I decided to show that I am purely a sane man. I needed to get my hands on sites that are full of gummy bears and fun. I knew with billions of hits these three sites receive every hour it would help the world gain trust with me again.”
The World Headquarters for TrailerParkNews.com was forcefully shut down this early morning. The new location is hidden in some woods in the western part of the metropolis of Saint Louis, Missouri. No one is quiet sure. Bamboo and Gordon have not been scene nor heard from since the hostile take over. Their whereabouts are unknown.
However according to Secular Science Monitor there is a video floating around the internet of the kidnapping and of the hostile move SLASH takeover.
Stay tuned to Bamblog… Well soon to be called E.L. Mortonblog.
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