If I was into ranking news stories, I think I found possibly the number story of this year. Most stories rip but this is one that doesn’t stink. You will truly be thrilled to read the a few excerpts from the story…
“CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.”
“When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.”
read the story
With that being said, I’m going to go and watch Mel Brook’s, Blazing Saddles.