Seems like yesterday the nightmare began. It was a cold evening when Amigo walked into his home only to notice his prized pink flamingo birds were missing, gone, and worse, birdnapped.
“I raised them from birth,” said a teary eyed Bamboo Amigo.
The following dreary dark evening night around 3 A.M., Amigo found two notes on his windshield. These were not cute love notes from Anna Ray, these were notes of horror and pure evil terror. The worst conclusion and reality came crashing into his humble (Bamboo is a winner of numerous awards), peaceful existence.
“I stood out in the freezing wind blown rain wondering, would this picture be the last time I ever see my yard darlings,” said the heartbroken All American Amigo.
Letter 1:
Letter 2: for sure a chick hand.. very small and girly looking.
Police discription:
Name: Cindy Amiga Flaminga
Darryl Amigo Flamingo
Age: 4 years old (born in America!)
Race: Pink Flamingo
The missing birds are pink in color and love standing in front yards near nicely trimmed shrubs.
Darryl and Cindy walking in the yard
Cindy and Darryl about to go for a swim in a water hole near Chesterfield Trailer Park.
If you have any knowledge of their whereabouts please contact me immediately!
Instead of sending flowers and food to Amigo’s homestead please make donations through paypal or visit the gift registry at Uptown Flamingo by clicking here
“I just want to find my pink flamingos!”
Thank you for your support.
I love you and God bless
Bamboo Amigo
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