Ground Every Kid, Now

Tired of crummy, boring, lacking tastefulness, fortune cookie statements? Well, I’m here to boost up your fortune cookie fun.
Place one these super cool phrases after the fortune cookie statement.
>Try it on these statements:
a: Your mind is ingenious, and you learn easily
b: You will bring sunshine into someone’s life

10. after having too much ex-lax
9. while mooning
8. while urinating
7. practicing yoga
6. hitting on a hotty
5. driving the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile
4. speaking latin
3. hunting baby deer
2. levitating at funerals
1. chewing on a strangers rotten toe nail

:::Woah:::

I’m not sure what else there is to say. Rob Shirley’s latest video is an instant classic.