Drove All dad gum Night

This song always makes me reflect back on one night when I decided I couldn’t lose my love. Rumor was my baby doll was moving to China the next morning. I had to rescue her so our love would forever be written in the tablets of cupid’s heart.
I had to hurry, daylight was just 4 hours away. I packed my backpack, ran and hopped on my bike. I hopped to high and missed my bike, hit the concrete so hard that I ruptured my colon, ear, and my knee caught on fire.
To make a short story long, she did indeed move to China and I later almost drowned. FIN!