The man full of more wisdumbs than Borat is at his never ending Manbearpig hunt again. He plans on wasting 300 Million to get Gorebal Warming a top issue in Washington. I’m excited. He single handedly will save this world again, (gave us the internet). I’m afraid he’ll be made a fool though. He has yet to step up his campaign on Gorebal Cooling which is around the corner. What will we do when Penguins start migrating to Florida and get infected with Aids from the retirement crowd? We must figure out how to keep the earth at a stable temperature so nothing changes! Lets keep the vikings from growing crops in Greenland, the penguins from getting aids, and help Al Gore figure out how to finally kill Manbearpig. I think we should increase taxes on the middle class and rich so they pay the 300 Million out of their pockets. It would be horrible to let Gore pay this on his own. Its the least we could do. Al Gore we salute you. Back to Borat, I think he’ll end up being the running mate for Barack…
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