The man full of more wisdumbs than Borat is at his never ending Manbearpig hunt again. He plans on wasting 300 Million to get Gorebal Warming a top issue in Washington. I’m excited. He single handedly will save this world again, (gave us the internet). I’m afraid he’ll be made a fool though. He has yet to step up his campaign on Gorebal Cooling which is around the corner. What will we do when Penguins start migrating to Florida and get infected with Aids from the retirement crowd? We must figure out how to keep the earth at a stable temperature so nothing changes! Lets keep the vikings from growing crops in Greenland, the penguins from getting aids, and help Al Gore figure out how to finally kill Manbearpig. I think we should increase taxes on the middle class and rich so they pay the 300 Million out of their pockets. It would be horrible to let Gore pay this on his own. Its the least we could do. Al Gore we salute you. Back to Borat, I think he’ll end up being the running mate for Barack…
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Far more important…
This is how a beauty pageant should be. Click here to read about it.

Translation: A Fruit of the Loom

This is really rad. Researches have revealed the earliest recorded song. It was recorded by a french (sad) man named something Scott (what a super duper handsome name). He used some fancy way of recording. You can learn more about the recordings and hear the songs by clicking here.

I was far more pleased to find this video… William Hung!

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This maybe one of my favorite new stories about the Hil. She claimed to have been under sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia on March 25, 1996.
“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

This is the picture of her at the airport in Bosnia. I think Chelsey is shooting mind bullets at her…

5. Get voted into a national office; senate, congress, or president.
4. Develop a multi-billion dollar company.
3. Pull a Kato and just live with the Hollywood crowd.
2. Become the next Garth Brooks, Bamboo Amigo, or Michael Jackson (not personally like them, just be like them in market success).
1. The best option is to already be really insanely wealthy, it is the easiest way to be wealthy during a recession.

For actual wisdom visit Bob Lotich’s site by clicking here. He is smart.

I will continue to give you great advice on gaining wealth.
Love and God bless

Now with Obama out as the racist and the low possibility of Hilary winning the primary’s, I guess we need to start preparing for McCain as our next President.

I woke up today and thought about the future. Thankfully some glimpse of it struck me in the old eyeball. The car of the future is here. Finally! The Detroit Electric company is popping back on the assembly line. In the future, 2010, a new breed of car will shock all road goers.

This fascinates the toot out of me. I had no clue they had electric cars a 100 years ago. Check out the full story here.