Birdie, Birdie, in the sky,
Why’d you do that in my eye?
I won’t pout and I won’t cry
but I’m sure glad a cow can’t fly
I am officially adding this to the ever growing list of cryptids.
::::Mega Moover::::
…Basically a heifer or cow that can fly. Has wings like an eagle but produces light milk do to hollow bones and frequent trips to outer space.
Facts
-Flies
-Short temper
-Produces light milk, ideal for weight loss or whipped cream
-Legally considered blind in flight (cloudy vision)
-Feeds on small children and pets
-Hates petroleum
-Spits cud and drops fecal matter during flight to reduce weight
Places on earth that reported spotted a Mega Moover.
-Washington state
-Iowa
-Arkansas
-Chicago
>>>LATEST UPDATED OF MEGA MOOVER<<<
A 600 pound Mega Moover was killed after flying into the hood of a couple’s minivan near Spokane Washington.
Make sure to read about a real life flying cow by clicking here.