10 Things That Will Keep Your Tricking A Treat.
1. Visit homes with the lights off, they are guaranteed to give you real life cash!
2. Don’t eat poisoned candy
3. Walk alone because the booger man may not like your friends
4. If a grocery bag is burning on your porch make sure to stomp it out with bare feet, don’t let those neighborhood turds get the best of you.
5. Assume every lady is actually pregnant and tell her that her costume is the best you have seen.
6. Eating glass broken by a black cat jumping from a ladder that was used on the set Everybody Loves Raymond will bring you 32 months of luck.
7. Have your Uncle Gary attach a bright orange flag atop a 6 foot pole on the back of your costume, that way cars will hit you not.
8. Applaud and boo anyone dressed as a ghost, when only they are dressed as Gordon or Bamboo
9. Ask if the ‘treater’ has sugar free, fat free, all organic candies and if they don’t ask for fruit cups.
10. Most important thing the 2SG always say is don’t be too super Spookily Ookily!
The Too Silent Ghost would like to wish everyone a super spooky Halloween.
(Pennsylvania) Hunter and possibly a gatherer, Rick Jacobs, captured pictures of what appears to be a young Bigfoot. Looks to me like this little fella is mooning the camera. He must be a huge Bart Simpson fan! To read more about this click here.
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>>>BURLINGTON, Iowa – A man’s “corny” (obviously Mark Roth) overtures didn’t go over so well with local police. He was arrested on Tuesday after police allege he impersonated an officer and made harassing phone calls to a former girlfriend.
>>>The woman involved has also accused him of “corning” — or throwing ears of corn — at her home.
>>>Read the rest of the news story by clicking here
Make sure to send me your comments on Micah 2:11.
Love and God bless
Bamboo
Unlike Mark Roth, I don’t have to advertise my lovely site. His goofy old blog is lame.
I have some exciting words I can’t wait to post. It is getting edited as we speak. Make sure to hang out here more often. I can get lonely not having you, my family over.
What does Micah 2:11 mean? I have a stellar answer… Tell me what you think right now by sending you answer to me via the Q and A page or leaving a comment!
Love you all and God bless
Bamboo Amigo
Tired of crummy, boring, lacking tastefulness, fortune cookie statements? Well, I’m here to boost up your fortune cookie fun.
Place one these super cool phrases after the fortune cookie statement.
>Try it on these statements:
a: Your mind is ingenious, and you learn easily
b: You will bring sunshine into someone’s life
10. after having too much ex-lax
9. while mooning
8. while urinating
7. practicing yoga
6. hitting on a hotty
5. driving the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile
4. speaking latin
3. hunting baby deer
2. levitating at funerals
1. chewing on a strangers rotten toe nail
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