-Vick cards chewed by dogs are on eBay

::::Vick cards are going on sale. I have only found two on ebay. If you find anything worthy of my looking at please oh please let me know by leaving a comment or emailing BAMBOOAMIGO@GMAIL.COM. Here’s the Chewed Vick item.

:::Future NFL Superstar:::
-Boy really really doesn’t like snakes…
:::AWESOME PANTS:::
-Austrian designs luxury lederhosen line
::::If you have a pair regular lederhosen and need to give them away, contact me!
:::Friends Are Friends Forever:::
-Young antelope found playing with a dog
:::Mother Die Hard Grateful Dead Fan:::
- Man leaves dead mother in armchair for two years
::::What did the german man’s mother say when he asked if could stay the night at his friend Augustus‘ house?
She said, “Of corpse not!”
:::Russian’s In The News:::
-Excuse me, I’d like to buy your B-52
:::Stupid Thief News:::
-Shoplifter nabbed trying to exchange stolen shoes

-Photos of bare-chested Putin create stir
MOSCOW – When he flexes Russia’s diplomatic and military muscle, Vladimir Putin always makes headlines.

::::You know I think I’ll stick with the western world’s Cinderella story. This is probably the most hilarious news story to date. I want this picture as a poster. Too commie it hurts…

::::HERO OF THE WEEK!::::
-Donor pays man’s $1,200 runny toilet tab

::::Other News
-Linebacker, 59, to play college ball
I just hope this doesn’t cause grandma’s to go back to school to become cheerleaders.
-Paging Mr. Indiana Jones
-Boy in court for throwing sausage
-15 die eating puffer fish in Thailand
-Strange Asteroids Baffle Scientists

-Belching moose add to global warming
I wonder if the global warning crowd will call moose a ‘disease’ to earth.

:::TOP STORY:::
-Webb loses streak; Pujols keeps going
Once again Pujols will hit .332 by season end and the Cardinals are going to take the top spot in the central. The Cubs will tank in a day or so. The season story is once again ours.

Great News!!
::::I’ve been really focusing on…. before I finish this, I just want to say that Jesus loves you. You aren’t alone and your problems aren’t too big for change. If you have questions (if you don’t) please visit the Kristo.com.

….I’ve been really focusing on my current studies. OK! Just when I thought Global Warming was real, I stumbled across a huge crisis coming our way, ‘Earth Cooling.’ That’s right I’m going to release a movie about Earth Cooling. If we don’t pollute then our earth is headed into the new ICE AGE! Colder than all get out. If we don’t do our thing now, then the end of the world is here tomorrow! Don’t be stupid help me help the world by teaching you all about Earth Cooling. ‘Lets join together now to make a difference tomorrow.’-Bamboo Amigo’s Earth Cooling.

::::AUSSIE RULES::::

This may be the most rad sport on earth. If you are Australian and know how to get your hands on a jersey, let me know. Ever since I was in Australia I have wanted to become tough enough to play this sport.

-Dirty chopsticks picked up in new China scare
BEIJING (Reuters) – A Beijing factory recycled used chopsticks and sold up to 100,000 pairs a day without any form of disinfection, a newspaper said on Wednesday, the latest in a string of Chinese food and product safety scares.
::::China just seems to have the problems solved. I’m very pleased that China ‘lacks the manpower to enforce food and drug safety regulations.’ If I were a big wig commie I would simply hire more folks to check up on goods leaving my country.
:::China continues on their downward spiral. Looks like communist (socialist, the L word) really are ain’t smarts.
-China Airlines hides logo on plane wreckage

-Bird grilled, but lives to tell tale
-Spoon drop saves woman from house blast
-76 sick cats found in squalid apartment
-Man’s gift to wife nets $1M lotto prize
-Bigamist ordered to give pig and buffalo

-Garth Back on Hit Parade
Garth Brooks has written four new tracks which will appear on his three disc greatest hits set which hits stores November 6.

The War Continues
-Paramount to drop Blu-ray high-def DVDs
::::I now begin to question Blockbusters exclusive Blu-ray contract. I have a feeling you will see Blockbuster comeback on their statement and start offering HD again. I’m going to predict that HD wins the war. Sony can only win if they let electronic companies put blu-ray in their products.

-Time Travel Machine Outlined

Wouldn’t this peace you off…
-Gambler complains of urine-soaked seat
-Man rides mule from Minnesota to Wyoming
-Blind golfer hears shot of her career
-Van was rocking, police were knocking