::::I am giving away the Hero Of The Month award to a strapping young lad in an Ohio High School. He didn’t win the award for his video editing skills but for his clever well thought out plan to victory.

::::If you keep up with the world news then you have read about China preparing to host the Olympics. One thing they are working on is fixing their horrible translations into English. I however think these are wonderful and wish they’d not change their wording. If you need a reason for the Virgin Chick title then read this.
::::Ways To Start A Prison Ministry
-I’ve heard of an Indian giver but what would you call this fella?
-If you are interested in being a thief and want to steal from insurance companies, you must be smart. This fella is not stealing but he has an idea that could work if you love danger and love collecting.
-This fella didn’t really burn any bridges but he did create a quicker, easy way for crossing over the land of freedom and into the old prison yard.

::::Just had a random thought come to mind. I’m sure everyone has heard about Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt. Well, being a fan of the fella it bummed me out. I want people to see that no matter how much success, money, and cowboy hats you have, you won’t find happiness. Peace only comes from the Lord.
::::Ye Who Are Bumming Out In Life
You are named, You are loved,
DO NOT GIVE UP!!
JESUS LOVES YOU

::::Mark Roth once again is making headlines. The World Renown Hula dancer was spotted dancing in DeSoto, MO. Read why his little act has the tiny community talking.

::::Future star of FOX’s 24 makes debut in New York city. Seeking higher ratings this Octopus Cop will solve mysteries through his natural calculator. Some cops can only go to ten but this cop can count higher than any man.

::::Finally cooties won’t be spread any more. Actually a weak minded school has banned Tag. I could understand banning a kid if he is forty and still in third grade.
I really don’t understand people sometimes. I think we should ban kids from everything. Kids nowadays are hyper and just can’t act like adults. We have a serious issue on our hands.

::::The uplifting story of the day.
Solomons war hero who saved JFK honored
Six decades after Aaron Kumana helped rescue young U.S. naval officer John F. Kennedy from Japanese capture in 1943, the U.S. Navy officially recognized its debt to the Solomon Islander, who for years was believed dead and not honored.

Thankfully I have never been criticized on anything I have ever done. I really, truly, can’t relate to people who do get criticized. I mean I’m really thankful all humans understand and always agree with Christian conservatives. Boy, if I was anything else I would be a grumpy old rolling stone member.
I received this wonderful comment in an email. “You should start getting mad now just for practice. Anytime someone disagrees with you just say ’56,000 people think differently’ and leave it at that.”

Tribute to Richards

::::I could see Richard’s getting a little upset over accidentally being put in the wrong band for 21 years.
::::By now I am sure you have read or heard that for every 10 people in America, nine own guns! Just be thankful this is not true for the socialist French.
-Totally not cool enough.
-Are you the kind of guy who makes change in the offering plate?
-Can you give me a hand, I may of lost more than my marbles.

-Some flea bags are worth holding on to.
:::Just wanted to point out PETA should be thrilled with this. The two grandkids get screwed. What a weird human.

Little brats. I remember hacking into a tree. I found out later that there is an industry completely relying on hacking, into to trees. I just wonder if I can trade my tree for a new car?

::::Storyies As Cute As Me
-Snatched sniffer dog found in park
-Wayward emu corralled in parking lot
-Missing German kangaroo captured

::::Planned Parenthoods
-20 million risky condoms recalled

::::Smart Frenchy
-Phantom professor claims salary for 15 years

::::I think she has bought merch from me.

::::“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.”

Owen Wilson Hospitalized
::::Dang.::::Hippy
-Naked man arrested in Dallas courthouse
::::Parent Trap
-Thieves switch police dog for mongrel pup
::::Urban Trappers
-Woman traps thief in back seat of car