10 Things That Will Keep Your Tricking A Treat.
1. Visit homes with the lights off, they are guaranteed to give you real life cash!
2. Don’t eat poisoned candy
3. Walk alone because the booger man may not like your friends
4. If a grocery bag is burning on your porch make sure to stomp it out with bare feet, don’t let those neighborhood turds get the best of you.
5. Assume every lady is actually pregnant and tell her that her costume is the best you have seen.
6. Eating glass broken by a black cat jumping from a ladder that was used on the set Everybody Loves Raymond will bring you 32 months of luck.
7. Have your Uncle Gary attach a bright orange flag atop a 6 foot pole on the back of your costume, that way cars will hit you not.
8. Applaud and boo anyone dressed as a ghost, when only they are dressed as Gordon or Bamboo
9. Ask if the ‘treater’ has sugar free, fat free, all organic candies and if they don’t ask for fruit cups.
10. Most important thing the 2SG always say is don’t be too super Spookily Ookily!
The Too Silent Ghost would like to wish everyone a super spooky Halloween.